Another "What the Hell is Wrong with People" moment

First there is this http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/392495p-332825c.html (is this a reputable source)?

Here's said contract: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

I just don't know what to say to this. Humanity never ceases to amaze me.

In other news

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2006/02/24/sd_house_approves_abortion_ban_bill/

What a shitty day for news!

I'll distract myself with cheezy animatronic gargoyles instead . . .