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dancerjodi ([personal profile] dancerjodi) wrote2005-04-01 10:32 am

Why The Chicken Crossed The Road...In The Words Of The "Star Wars" Characters



YODA:
Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.

DARTH VADER:
Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

LUKE:
Crossing the road is one thing, this is...totally different.

LEIA:
I don't know...but I have a bad feeling about this.

HAN:
Hurry up, Colonel Sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!

C-3P0:
Sir, I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.

R2-D2:
Beep beep be bop.

CHEWIE:
Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!

BEN:
Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken, trust me.

BOBA FETT:
What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!

WEDGE:
My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?

JERJERROD:
The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.

BIB:
Die chicken wanga?

BIGGS:
At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?

TARKIN:
The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep
those chickens in line...fear of getting hit by a car!

UNCLE OWEN:
I told you to forget it. Your only concern is to cross that road.

AUNT BERU:
He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so
much to him.

ADMIRAL ACKBAR:
All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark.

LANDO:
Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of guts crossing
that road, after what you pulled!

EMPEROR:
Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car, do you understand.

JABBA:
Bo shuda chicken!

right!

[identity profile] dancer.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Almost as good as the top twenty Star Wars sexual innuendos. :)"

Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough! :)

Actually, on a related note we got to hear Peter Mayhew (aka Chewbacca) yell at a bunch of people at Dragoncon who were pondering whether they'd fit in the elevator or not: "GET IN HERE! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SMELL". :)

Re: right!

[identity profile] andrewfeland.livejournal.com 2005-04-01 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, my god, I would have paid money to hear that.

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought...."