I wanted to locate this (Di posted to Netgoth the day of or the day before our wedding) but I wasn't able to. Good thing she kept sent mail from an old account:

"Brian's gettin' married in the morning
Ding-dong the chain mail's gonna chime
Oh my word, what a big sword!
Get 'im to the church on time

Jodi's got to get there in the morning
Beauty like hers must be a crime
One thing is clear, she'll look like Guinevere
Get 'er to the church on time "