"A little corporate wisdom" from a co-worker

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the
crow, and asked him: Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?
The crow answered: Sure, why not.

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate him.
Then the crow thought: Poor rabbit, I forgot to tell him that if you want to do
nothing, you must sit very high...

An excerpt:

From Sweetsbmsm:

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows but you don't know where they
are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for
lunch. Life is good.

(aw yeahhhhhh)

From the Intranet:

Quote of the Day "Learn the past, watch the present, and create the future." - Jesse Conrad