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Date:
2005-07-22 01:07 pm (UTC)
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Man, the temptation to put together skits of that nature would just be overwhelming.
(Vader enters the room. An Imperial Officer stands there, with a row of Stormtroopers, all reading furiously)
Officer: "Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your presence."
Vader: "You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule."
Officer: "I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are reading as fast as they can."
Vader: "Perhaps I can find new ways to....motivate them."
And so forth....you could turn quite a bit of episodes IV through VI into book-themed humor. :-)
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Date: 2005-07-22 01:07 pm (UTC)(Vader enters the room. An Imperial Officer stands there, with a row of Stormtroopers, all reading furiously)
Officer: "Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored by your presence."
Vader: "You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I'm here to put you back on schedule."
Officer: "I assure you, Lord Vader. My men are reading as fast as they can."
Vader: "Perhaps I can find new ways to....motivate them."
And so forth....you could turn quite a bit of episodes IV through VI into book-themed humor. :-)