Bad Movies

[dancerjodi]

We saw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_Meets_the_Phantom_of_the_Park recently, and this was the first time for me. I'm not sure how I managed to avoid it having friends that were huge, huge Kiss fans, but it was true. I felt that my 80s rock chick status was a sham because of it (I did see the movie Shocker and Trick or Treat and the Metal Years and played Cliff Em All to death, don't I get points for those)? But I digress.

Wow, what a bad movie. Up there with the Star Wars Holiday Special. And http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_Christ_Vampire_Hunter . And http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tromeo_and_Juliet . Maybe not as bad as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Sky , because Brian and I never made it through the entire thing (I feel like I should at some point to remember what it was that was so horrible).

What's your favorite bad, bad movie?

Comments

[zanylikethat.livejournal.com]

Zardoz will always hold a special place in my heart. ;)

I keep meaning to see Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

[alonewiththemoon]

I was actively angry at the director, producer, cast and everybody else remotely associated with the movie Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter, as well as their mothers, after watching that film. Could they not see how utterly wretchedly they were failing, each and every one of them?

Having just watched it I can state that Paul Schrader's Cat People remake is a very bad movie too.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

[dancer.livejournal.com]

" was actively angry at the director, producer, cast and everybody else remotely associated with the movie Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter, as well as their mothers, after watching that film. Could they not see how utterly wretchedly they were failing, each and every one of them?"

Wow, I really hate that movie and don't think I've ever said anything as perfect as that to describe it. :) I think the only redeeming quality in it (for me) was when he pounds his chest on the beach and says "BODY OF CHRIST" and jumps into fighting post.

[ectropy.livejournal.com]

I recently tried to watch Liquid Sky. It was terrible. I mean, really horrible. And not even so bad it was... no, it was just bad. Except, worse.

[darthwk.livejournal.com]

You get enough metal points from Cliff 'em All to make up for the Awfulness that is Shocker.

[samhain66.livejournal.com]

Oh god, "Star Wars holiday special is the worst!!

"Dolemite" is easily the second crappiest, so bad it's funny!!