From a co-worker

Mullet Haikus:

Brown edged tank top sticks
to my white clumpy armpits
Somehow I get laid.

Lynnrd Skynnrd didn't
win no spelling bees. Who cares?
They rock the trailer.

Razor set to one.
Do front and sides and then stop
Reaffirm my style.

Metallica is
for first graders. Nothing rocks
harder than Winger.

Dogs urinate where
they so choose. And so do I.
Red and blue lights flash.

Teen runaway,
hate my dad. Yet I am one.
Fly, thunderbird, fly.

Ponytails are for wimps.
But if you let that hair loose,
you are my brother.

Short like your schooling.
Long like your prison sentence.
The penal haircut.

One day I will dip
and race cars. Until then I
ride my bike, chew gum.

My hair is slammin
like Stone Cold. Can I get a Hell
yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah

Free Show

"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing but, I think Depeche Mode's a sweet band."

We were getting ready to head over to my parents for a birthday/anniversary dinner and we got a call from a friend we haven't seen in a while. "I have two free tickets for Depeche Mode and can't find anyone to take them, do you guys want them"?

So we were off to my parent's house to inhale dinner and then headed to Mansfield in the pouring rain with low visibility to see DM (finally)! It was a wonderful show - great sound, lovely sunset on the left of us and a rainbow on the right. Our friend's brother and I were discussing the sexy qualities of "my blonde guy" who sat diagonally to the left to us (Me: "oh man, you should see him dance, forget it" Him: "forget it good or forget it bad?" Me: "good, definitely good"). There were SO many familiar faces there!

What an amazing weekend!