From a co-worker

[dancerjodi]

Mullet Haikus:

Brown edged tank top sticks
to my white clumpy armpits
Somehow I get laid.

Lynnrd Skynnrd didn't
win no spelling bees. Who cares?
They rock the trailer.

Razor set to one.
Do front and sides and then stop
Reaffirm my style.

Metallica is
for first graders. Nothing rocks
harder than Winger.

Dogs urinate where
they so choose. And so do I.
Red and blue lights flash.

Teen runaway,
hate my dad. Yet I am one.
Fly, thunderbird, fly.

Ponytails are for wimps.
But if you let that hair loose,
you are my brother.

Short like your schooling.
Long like your prison sentence.
The penal haircut.

One day I will dip
and race cars. Until then I
ride my bike, chew gum.

My hair is slammin
like Stone Cold. Can I get a Hell
yeah? Hell yeah. Hell yeah

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

[denonymous.livejournal.com]

ROTFLOL

that was the funniest thing i've read in a very long time.

thanks!

awesome

[failedsilence1.livejournal.com]

as a mullet hunter myself, i have to say that is quite interesting and funny as all hell. very nice, there were some in there I haven't seen yet. Keep up the good work!!!
Tim