oh my god

[dancerjodi]

I can't stop laughing at that Onion thing.

My favorite quotes:

"If your head is neither banging nor thrashing, you should not be throwing the sign," Butler said. "It's that simple."

and

"Should the abuse continue, Butler said the council "will defer the matter to Satan."

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[crypticreign.livejournal.com]

""We have all heard the reports of people using it to greet their in-laws, or after starting their lawn mowers with a single pull," Butler said."

bahahahah!