To Whom it May Concern,

Please make sure that you are throwing the goat appropriately.

Thank you,

The Supreme Metal Council

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42365

oh my god

I can't stop laughing at that Onion thing.

My favorite quotes:

"If your head is neither banging nor thrashing, you should not be throwing the sign," Butler said. "It's that simple."

and

"Should the abuse continue, Butler said the council "will defer the matter to Satan."