To Whom it May Concern,

[dancerjodi]

Please make sure that you are throwing the goat appropriately.

Thank you,

The Supreme Metal Council

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42365

Comments

[tiamatlady]

"Nikki Sixx, Overlord of Glam Metal Affairs"

Best. Line. Ever.

[deadwinter.livejournal.com]

There are no words to tell you how much this rocks.

Thanks.

Jedi isn't - go get 'im!

[catling.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/jedi/227876.html