Hey!

[dancerjodi]

In honor of my sexy husband's birthday today (he can't call me the old woman anymore now since we're the same age, until June anyway!) here are some silly, schmoopy lyrics of the day rather than a quote of the day. He's going to roll his eyes for this one:

Today I woke and said to me, wey-ee-ay-oh cause you're mine.
And then I've fallen back to sleep and you were all in my mind.
I dreamed that we were flying thousand miles an hour
So we could get away to be alone for hours

The phone can ring but I don't care, wey-ee-ay-oh cause you're mine.
The world can end and that's okay, wey-ee-ay-oh cause you're mine.
Inside I only care about the one I love.
And you are number one to me, the one I love.

You own my heart and more, till the end of time.
You are the only one who's ever on my mind.

Tonight we ate and it was love, wey-ee-ay-oh and you'e mine.
We danced around like kids in love, wey-ee-ay-oh cause you're mine.
We sang the songs to which we knew just half the words.
We played Relieveo and scared off all the birds.

You say to me that you are mine, wey-ee-ay-oh cause you're mine.
I let you know that you're the one, wey-ee-ay-oh all the time.
So now the night will end cause my dad's on the prowl.
He paged a thousand times tonight for every hour.

You own my heart and more, till the end of time.
You are the only one who's ever on my mind.
You own my heart and more, till the end of time.
You are the only one who's ever on my mind.

You own my heart and more, till the end of time.
You are the only one who's ever on my mind.
You own my heart and more, till the end of time.
You are the only one forever on my mind.

-"On My Mind" by Damone

Comments

and here I thought it would be the "Birthday Dirge..."

[lensman.livejournal.com]

So if your's didn't roll his eyes, this one should... :-)

Chorus:

Happy Birthday! (UHH!)
Happy Birthday! (UHH!)

Verses:

• Death and gloom and black despair; People dying everywhere.
  
• We brought linen, white as cloud; Now we'll sit and sew your shroud.
  
• Now that you're the age you are; Your demise cannot be far.
  
• So far death you have bypassed; Don't look back it's gaining fast.
  
• May the candles on your cake; Burn like cities in your wake.
  
• I'm a leper, can't you see; Get your birthday kiss from me.
  
• Burn the castle and storm the keep; Kill the women but SAVE THE SHEEP!
  
• Burn, then rape by firelight; Add -romance- to life tonight.
  
• Pay attention, you must learn; First you pillage, THEN you burn.
  
• It's your birthday never fear; You'll be dead this time next year.
  
• May your deeds with sheep and yaks; Equal those with sword and axe.
  
• See the wrinkles on your face; Like the pattern of fine lace.
  
• Your servants steal, your wife's untrue; Your children plot to murder you.
  
• Indigestion's what you get; From the enemies you 'et.
  
• They stole your gold, your sword, your house; They stole your sheep, but not your spouse.
  
• You must marry very soon; Baby's due the next full moon.
  
• Fear and gloom and darkness but; No one found out YOU KNOW WHAT.
  
• Were I sitting in your shoes; I'd go out and sing the blues.
  
• You're a period cook it's true; Ask the beetles in the stew.
  
• So you've aged another year; Now you know that Death is near.
  
• Though you're turning 29; Age to you is like fine wine.
  
• Children dying far and near; They say that cancer's caused by beer.
  
• So you're 29 again; Don't tell lies to your good friends.
  
• Children dying everywhere; Women crying in despair.
  
• Now you've lived another year; Age to you is like stale beer.
  
• Death, destruction, and despair; People dying everywhere.
  
• So another year has passed; Don't look now they're gaining fast.
  
• Typhoid, plague and polio; Coffins lined up in a row.
  
• Long ago your hair turned gray; Now it's falling out, they say.
  
• Black Death has just struck your town; You yourself feel quite run-down.
  
• Birthdays come but once a year; Marking time as Death draws near.
  
• May the children in the street; Be your barbecuing meat.
  
• At your age most folks go blind; You've kept your sight, but lost your mind.
  
• While you eat your birthday stew; We will loot the town for you.
  
• We love children, yes we do; Boiled or baked or in a stew.
  
• When you've reached this age you know; That the mind is first to go.
  
• We, your friends will never tell; That your body has gone to hell.
  
• We love Brian, yes we do; For a dollar so can you.